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What閳ユ獨 the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

What does a man call true love?

An er*ction.

Why is a man like a moped?

They閳ユ獧e both fun to ride until your friends see you with one.

What閳ユ獨 the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What閳ユ獨 the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

What is six inches long, two inches wide and make men act like fools?

Money.

What閳ユ獨 the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

What閳ユ獨 a dumb man閳ユ獨 martini?

An olive in a glass of beer.

How do men define insomnia?

Waking up every few days.

Why are marriend women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what閳ユ獨 in the refrigerator and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what閳ユ獨 in bed and go to the refrigerator.

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Oh it's all true but, us girls just love 'em!!

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Yeah Helen told me, you must be shattered! ha ha ha

Have a good shift and say hi to the team for me.

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Hmmm...

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alas so true lol

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Even though one might call these jokes sexist I thought they were funny. 10/10.

Sometimes they are true lol.

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Both funny and true. :)

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definitely not all true

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sort of true and sort of funny

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not funny....very lame

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they not actually that funy...so i guess i have to go with true

but then a gain i dont really know what youre asking...so yeahhh

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

breathing

What does a man consider a seven course dinner?

A hot dog and a six pack

How does a man help with housework?

He picks up feet so we can vacuum under them

Why are men parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken

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So true, sadly sooo true.

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Definitely funny, not sure about the true part, not all men are so one track minded!! But still good jokes!!

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Do they have to be mutually exclusive? LOL

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Decent 9/10

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OK, so now we need some anti-women jokes to maintain the balance. What is big and cold and has most of the food in it.? My wife.

More please but better than my lame effort.

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semi funny, partially true

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I like the last one, about single and married women. That's pretty funny. =)

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Um... well yeah some of that is kinda true and yes, funny. But my man is beautiful and amazing so that definantly DOES NOT apply to all men becuz hes perfect.

(This is my sisters profile btw the way i answered was all me not her...)

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There not all true, but you did get some right.

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hmm

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thats better lol 9/10