The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Women閳ユ獨 version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That閳ユ獨 so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn閳ユ獩 sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don閳ユ獩 think it閳ユ獨 too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh God no! No, it閳ユ獨 perfect. I閳ユ獓 love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I閳ユ獡 pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that閳ユ獨 funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men閳ユ獨 version : Hair cut ? Yeah

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Ha ha ha ha!!!! LMAO. That was awesome!!!

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

okay........ wats so funny about it????

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Confusing...

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Well women hardly get haircuts. Its a rare situation that needs a lot of pondering. lol

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... NOT BAD

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Hahaha, very clever and very true, well done!!

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

hey, women like the pampering y'know? LOL

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

lol! yep that happens.My lass mates go insane "oh my little kez,look at you!" and the lads "i liked it before" you just dont say that! lmao

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Don't get it sorry

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

haha i told something like this except it was a conversation about a cup of coffee...

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well doesn't matter now, I already started talking. Jane came over, while I was having a cup of coffee. I didn't even sugar the coffee. By the way did you notice that I lost 10 pounds? No, you didn't notice, you never notice. Anyway she came over and wore an ARTIFICIAL wig. I mean isn't that awful? An ARTIFICIAL wig? I mean her husband could buy a real one with his money, but I didn't say anything, it's none of my business. I asked her how much weight she lost and she said she lost 20 pounds. Yeah, right, like I can see, I have eyes you know. Oh did I say why I asked her that? Because we follow the same diet, and you don't know that. Well, anyway, we sat down and had a cup of coffee.

His version: Jane came over for a cup of coffee

閳?br>The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Why is this on Jokes and Riddles? I don't get it. Is it an American cultural thing? Or some other culture.??

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

haha, me gon git a haircut now, too bad the cuttin part aien't dat short...

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

hahahaha............... the women,,,,,,,,,,, they don't want any subject, just go on talking, talking...............

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Cool, i like it !! and its soo true

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

ha ha ha ha ha!

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

Wwoo tht was cool..you should be a script writer i like it its absolutely fabulous!!!!

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

LOL. Yep. LOL.

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

shows how much female differ from males... thanks for sharing

The story of someone getting a haircut. (a long story)?

cute