Did you ever wonder......................?

~Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?

~Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

~I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

~If a vegetarian eats only vegetation, what does a humanitarian eat?

~Did Adam and Eve have navels?

~How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

~How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

~If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

~Why are there "interstates" in Hawaii?

~How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

~Why does lemon juice contain mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

~What hair color do they put on a bald man's drivers license?

~If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

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nice!!! i put it in a email!!!! Ok heres a star!

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LOL WOW I really needed the laugh. thanks

Well, no I didn't ever think about these things before but now I have something to ponder on during my Calculus Lecture tomorrow.

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I know right? please pick me for best answer

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haha...i got a chuckel.

enjoy the star

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Consider me wondering.

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Lmao lol funny

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rofl thats so funny!lol i cant stop laughing!

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come to think of it... yeah...really, im still wondering

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A star for you.

:-)

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Maybe, this is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything! Does the answer 42 match? Yes it does!

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You put allot of work into this! i give you 10 STARS**********

Halariously Funny!!!!! and o so true!

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hahaha i likes....star.....

you and I we have too much time on our hands.....cuz i have wondered this also too

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I wonder if you have entirely too much time on your hands...