Bl@w Job Etiquette Woman's & Man's Sides?

Willys cynical thought for the day;

They should hire, and pay me, to be a TV weather man. Here is my 'standard forecast,' Today there is a 50% chance of showers, and a 90% chance that I'm wrong!

Bl@w Job Etiquette A Woman's Take on the Subject:

1. First and foremost, we're not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to #1, so, if you DO get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video; it's NOT standard practice to c#m on someone's face.

4. Extension to #3, no, I DON'T have to swallow.

5. My ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to #5, don't push on top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. Besides, you REALLY want puke on your dick?

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get. It's NEVER ok to fart.

8. Having my period does not mean it's "hummer week." Get it through your head: I'm bloated and I feel like sh*t, so NO, I don't feel particular obligated to blow you. You just can't have sex right now.

9. Extension to #8, "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls. If you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to stop to remove a public hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've "wrecked" it for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately after is HIGHLY inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment. Review #2 above about gratitude.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't give a damn about the protein content.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It's not appropriate to sympathize OR brag.

16. Just because it's "awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."

Bl@w Job Etiquette A Man's Rebuttal

1. First of all, yes, you are obligated to do it. If you don't, we'll find someone younger and prettier who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, putting something in your mouth is the only way to stop your b*tching and moaning.

6. Speaking of which, if you're bleeding for five straight days, you need all of the fluids you can get, trust me.

7. You b*tch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you we get the sh*t end of stick in the "flavor" category.

8. At least there's no danger of a d*ck bleeding in your mouth. (Well, unless you bite it really hard.)

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the asz, too. We LIKE that.

12. Make hay when the sun shines, hon. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old and fat, and are looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now do you?

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Bl@w Job Etiquette Woman's %26amp; Man's Sides?

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Bl@w Job Etiquette Woman's %26amp; Man's Sides?

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