Thursday, June 17, 2010

Where are all the gruntled employees?

Do illiterates get the full effect of alphabet soup?



Does killing time damage eternity?



Why does Superman duck guns and stuff, but stops bullets with his chest?



If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?



Why do they have disabled parking in front of skating rinks?



Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



If I got burned to death, would the crematorium do discount?



What hair colour do they put on bald men's driving licenses?



Any more? please add, or TRY to answer these



Where are all the gruntled employees?

no as most of them get stuck at a



don't know yet its still breathing i will stab it one more time



he don't like to show off



pass



maybe can we get back to you on this as were in the middle of a arugement



so they can move your car up there after you fall and break your neck



why not they ain't exactly going to miss them are they



yes i think it would



no full price robbing basta*ds



beige



what do you think pal!



Where are all the gruntled employees?

wtf



Where are all the gruntled employees?

how do you know all the letters are in there anyway? have you checked?



yes (you're own)



because he's usually saving someone at the time and doesn't want them to get hurt



because toy companies are greedy



7 of the people in my head say no but one says yes (hung jury)



in case someone's disable grandmother wants to take them skating



because they don't want to die until they've reached their destination



no it would still be a fly but it would be allowed to park in the handicap parking space at the skating rink



no because even after your dead everyone will try to get take all of your money



i don't know about where you live - but they don't put haircolor on our driver's licenses any more - but i suppose they would just put "none"



Where are all the gruntled employees?

lol i love these retarded things but sorry i dont have any.



Where are all the gruntled employees?

If you pass this test, you may need to see a doctor. To find out, please read the question below, and try to come up with the right answer. This is NOT a trick question. The question is exactly what it is; there are no games. No one I know so far has got it right . . .



A woman went to the funeral of her own mother. There, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. Really amazing. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him again. A week later she killed her sister.



Question:



What is her motive for killing her sister?



Give this some thought before you look at the answer.



Answer (highlight text below to read):



She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.



If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Several arrested serial killers were given test and answered the question correctly.



If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you did, admit it, and look for a good doctor.



Where are all the gruntled employees?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



Answer: Yes, I think. I get what you mean but yes I think so.



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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



Answer: Well because, for girls, why would it be only 1 person, for them to be happy, they would want more. Barbie girls. They would really want more Barbie girls because it would be only one person playing and do all that Barbie girl things I dunno.



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Want to add questions?



Why don't fortune cookies give fortune like money?



Where are all the gruntled employees?

very good



Where are all the gruntled employees?

well.lol



Where are all the gruntled employees?

Why do they swab a condemned persons arm with alcohol, before he gets a lethal injection?



Brightest Blessings,



Raji the Green Witch

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