Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother %26amp; not some other mum?

1. We're related

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your mum?

1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mum marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a nut.

2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between mums %26amp; dads?

1. Mums work at work and work at home %26amp; dads just go to work at work.

2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller %26amp; stronger, but mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mum do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

I agree, this is indeed brilliant and very very cute. Awww, the kids who answered this are adorable. =)

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

ah, the wonderful naievity of children. they are wondeful...and some have some really good insight!

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

Whats the question? Nice to see children are still naive.

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

I don't know what your question is ---- but I certainly enjoyed reading it! Very funny!

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

brilliant!

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

cute

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

1. to take care ur.. if there are no moms, there are no reproduction...

2.Just like how the way he made us... From he dirt

3.Bones, blood and flesh... I guess

4.Because it was destined to be,,... how could people changed that..?

5.kind,.. but a bit bossy coz she is the eldest

6.His backgroud,.. his profile,.. n his morality

7.because dad is the man in the world to my mom

8.my mom because she always order people to do things

9.mom is a woman and she blabs a lot while dad is a man and she always bought me things

10.she sleeps

11.diet... she is very beautiful,.. but fat!!!

12.her mind towards me of hanging out with my friends... i hardly spend time with them.. my mom would not le me hanging out alone with them... they will accompany me all the time.

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

hahahaha! I love to read kids' answers to things like that.

They say the funniest things!

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

For snacks?...if there were only Dads...there wouldn't be any snacks...just 3 meals a day =/

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

lol,10,very funny.

Why God made mums??? For those with a soft spot in their heart?

very good