Decoding tool for the sexes?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...............................4...

Adventurous..............Slept with everyone.

Athletic.............................N... breasts.

Average looking.......... .....Moooo.

Beautiful............................P... liar.

Emotionally Secure............On medication.

Feminist.............................F...

Free spirit..........................Junkie.

Friendship first...................Former slut.

New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned....................No BJs.

Open-minded....................Despera...

Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional........................**...

Voluptuous....Very Fat.

Large frame........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not!

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think

about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

Decoding tool for the sexes?

1.How is this a question?

2. No=NO! No ALWAYS MEANS NO! That's how people go to jail because they think women mean yes when they say no.

Decoding tool for the sexes?

o.k

this is a reliable reference to look at while talking to my male dominated friends

Decoding tool for the sexes?

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