(Because, I gotta tell ya...I'm not afraid of those things. In fact...I hope that when my son misses that "free throw," he makes loud farting sounds, and does the "Funky Chicken Dance..."
...and I'm certainly not afraid of losing my hair...believe me when I tell you...no women has "ever" made love to me because of my hair...my hair's never been that good...so...Hello, Vin Diesel, and I know that having a "monkey's but" in the back, and having a receding hairline have in no way affected my love life...if anything...since my hair starting thinning out a bit...I've gotten more love than ever...go figure, and isn't "Vanity About Hair" something a Real Man ought to be able to put aside like a child's toy as he grows to become a Teutonic God, who couldn't be less concerned about his hair loss than Dr. Phil?
Who comes up these "Men's Fears?"
Anybody care to elaborate...or make farting sounds?
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PFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!
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Okay all you nancyboys hand over your man cards. STAT
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I'm too stoned to read all of that and I'll just make farting sounds.
Poll: What is your opinion of the following news feature that reveals "Men's Deepest Fears...?
Do you think Americans were afraid when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
No they weren't boy.
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All I can say about this article is it must have been a really slooooooowwww news day! And hey-I'm always up for making farting sounds (or having a actual fart contest!!!) LOL!!!
Poll: What is your opinion of the following news feature that reveals "Men's Deepest Fears...?
I fear nothing.....except the return of prohibition...ok maybe Rosie O'Donnell's azzcheeks
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What up with you and Dr. Phil? I'm getting kind of nervous.
But I'll still shave your head for you if you like.
Poll: What is your opinion of the following news feature that reveals "Men's Deepest Fears...?
When I first noticed my thinning hair I was a little freaked out, but only because I realized it meant I would soon be impiotant. Since I can't get it up I can't have kids, so no woman wants me, so I have no need for money. Woot!
What was the question?
Poll: What is your opinion of the following news feature that reveals "Men's Deepest Fears...?
I don't know why men get so worried about a few extra pounds and some hair loss as i am a pretty young women and i think men with a few extra pounds are sexy and men with all this head of perfect hair does nothing for men .I would rather have a bald or a hair thinning man any day before a pretty boy who goes to the mirror to fix his hair' and make-up more than i do.
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