I need a web site?

does anyone know where i can get more like these? This was a joke from Marko F. Im not trying to stel the joke just want more.

Have you ever spoken and immediately wished you could take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a b*l*o*w job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

I need a web site?

Loved them LMAO

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I need a web site?

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