Why did God make mothers?

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

Mostly to clean the house.

To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother %26amp; not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What's the difference between Moms %26amp; dads?

Moms work at work and work at home %26amp; dads just go to work at work.

What do you think funny or not?

Why did God make mothers?

As a Mom, I just want to say thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed it. Your Mom is really lucky to have you but she knows that. Even if she knows your sister does it sometimes but so do you. "NOT ME" always did it at our house.

Why did God make mothers?

so they could take care of us and guide us in the right way and sumtimes they do make mistakes because there not perfect human beings nobody is

Why did God make mothers?

LMAO

i find the "How did God make mothers" part disturbing though.

Why did God make mothers?

Make her healthier. B/c i love her and want her to be able to do fun things.

GOD BLESS

Why did God make mothers?

Funny? It's hilarious!!! And adorable, to boot.

Why did God make mothers?

Loved them all thanks for sharing

Why did God make mothers?

Womanhood is present in the entire creation, they are necessary bridges for the coming into being of the planes and forms in creation.

Motherhood is a quality of the animistic. The earthwoman is the bridge needed for the incarnation and birth of human beings in this gross material creation.

Why did God make mothers?

God does not exists,you should be thankful to your mother

for bringing you here.